hoping this heating pad will burn through my uterus
did Mona Lisa know she was gonna become the illest art bitch of all time or like???
A friendly reminder: Don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself.
I told my grandmother that I was going to be a goomah when I grow up and she just looked at me and said “that’s great baby”
I don’t think she realizes that a goomah is a mafiaso’s mistress.