✰avonnlea♡

hoping this heating pad will burn through my uterus

canadianslut:

did Mona Lisa know she was gonna become the illest art bitch of all time or like???

samdesantis:

A friendly reminder: Don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself.

I told my grandmother that I was going to be a goomah when I grow up and she just looked at me and said “that’s great baby”

I don’t think she realizes that a goomah is a mafiaso’s mistress.

uoa:

My internet addiction is getting alt of ctrl

whispering-teacups:

circumlocute:

Books that people read romantically but shouldn’t because they’re missing the point:

1. Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
2. Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare
3. The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald

I will always reblog.